The creative endeavours of a human being in progress.
Sometimes I have thoughts.
Sometimes I post these thoughts on my website for you to read. Sometimes you read them. This is generally referred to as "Blogging", which should not be confused with "Flogging", an activity I do not perform for free. Unlike my Blogging.
I started to bring sexy back but discovered it was too much effort. I compromised and went 'slightly disheveled with a splash of Axe body spray'. It's been working out well since those helpful ladies at the flea market let me in on the fact that 'disheveled' doesn't mean 'without pants'.
They told me I made my bed so now I had to lie in it. Turns out Skittles may seem like a brilliant idea for a fun 2 a.m. snack but they're crap at lumbar support. Next time I'm going with a wiser choice; bacon.
Is it just me, or does anyone else suspect there may be a link between the time you get up in the morning and your ability to tolerate other human beings? I asked a guy outside the coffee shop for his opinion but he had a stupid face so I told him to shut up and walked away. A perfect example of someone wasting my time.
Back during the 1930's, before we had fully evolved into the finely tuned mechanisms we are today, our posteriors were connected to our bodies through the use of a bolt threaded through our belly button. Unfortunately, these bolts were subject to wear and tear and the threads would often become worn. This would result in a loosening of the connection, making itself evident by a pronounced swaying of the buttocks during various activities. When witnessed by others, it would be suggested the affected individual could benefit from an adjustment to their pivotal rod, a sentiment that would later be translated into the more commonly known phrase, "That person has a screw loose." It was also the earliest known occurrence of the curious activity later identified as "twerking".