Christopher Muggridge

Sometimes I have thoughts.

Sometimes I post these thoughts on my website for you to read. Sometimes you read them. This is generally referred to as "Blogging", which should not be confused with "Flogging", an activity I do not perform for free. Unlike my Blogging.

September 23, 2017

Then There’s Just Sad

One thing I've learned is sadness is not limited to funerals or receiving shitty presents on your birthday.

September 23, 2017

The Duck Smuggler

Guy next to me at the bar is complaining about all the places he's not allowed to build his duck hunting blind. All I can think of is how I can smuggle the map out to the ducks. Does that make me a hero to ducks or a traitor to my kind?

September 23, 2017

I Could Have Been A Contender

Every once in a while I regret I never pursued a career in professional sports. Then I remember how bad I was at any sort of activity that required a modicum of athletic prowess and realize I made the right decision. At least when it comes to sports; when it comes to everything else, I totally fucked up.

September 23, 2017

Will This Be On The Test?

Alcohol should never be the answer but it at least helps you ignore the question.

September 23, 2017

Backwards Thinking

Anyone who believes they know more as they get older must be living in reverse.

September 23, 2017

So I Says To Myself

The challenge of believing in self worth lies inherently in the term: 'self'. You first have to believe in yourself before you can believe you're worth anything.

September 23, 2017

Staying On Top

No one stays on top forever and the tip of a mountain is drastically smaller than its base; a fact that plays an important factor in where you stand for any length of time.

September 23, 2017

That’s Just Hurtful

Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me. Unless any of those names are written on one of those rocks; that might sting a bit.

September 23, 2017

Life Decisions

The times in my life are often steered by one of two questions; "Why the Hell am I here?" or "I'm here, so why the Hell not?"

September 23, 2017

Super Whatever

If I could have any super power, I think I'd choose the power of indifference. Not that it really matters anyway.