Christopher Muggridge

September 23, 2017
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Then There’s Just Sad

One thing I've learned is sadness is not limited to funerals or receiving shitty presents on your birthday.

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September 23, 2017
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The Duck Smuggler

Guy next to me at the bar is complaining about all the places he's not allowed to build his duck hunting blind. All I can think of is how I can smuggle the map out to the ducks. Does that make me a hero to ducks or a traitor to my kind?

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September 23, 2017
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I Could Have Been A Contender

Every once in a while I regret I never pursued a career in professional sports. Then I remember how bad I was at any sort of activity that required a modicum of athletic prowess and realize I made the right decision. At least when it comes to sports; when it comes to everything else, I totally fucked up.

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September 23, 2017
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Will This Be On The Test?

Alcohol should never be the answer but it at least helps you ignore the question.

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September 23, 2017
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Backwards Thinking

Anyone who believes they know more as they get older must be living in reverse.

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September 23, 2017
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So I Says To Myself

The challenge of believing in self worth lies inherently in the term: 'self'. You first have to believe in yourself before you can believe you're worth anything.

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September 23, 2017
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Staying On Top

No one stays on top forever and the tip of a mountain is drastically smaller than its base; a fact that plays an important factor in where you stand for any length of time.

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September 23, 2017
Published by Christopher Muggridge at September 23, 2017
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That’s Just Hurtful

Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me. Unless any of those names are written on one of those rocks; that might sting a bit.

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September 23, 2017
Published by Christopher Muggridge at September 23, 2017
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Life Decisions

The times in my life are often steered by one of two questions; "Why the Hell am I here?" or "I'm here, so why the Hell not?"

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September 23, 2017
Published by Christopher Muggridge at September 23, 2017
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Super Whatever

If I could have any super power, I think I'd choose the power of indifference. Not that it really matters anyway.

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