Christopher Muggridge

Sometimes I have thoughts.

Sometimes I post these thoughts on my website for you to read. Sometimes you read them. This is generally referred to as "Blogging", which should not be confused with "Flogging", an activity I do not perform for free. Unlike my Blogging.

July 10, 2017

That’s Just Perfect

If you want a thing done well, do it yourself. That is unless you are trying to shave your back. Let’s be realistic, you can't be perfect at everything.

July 10, 2017

Good Advice

If you've got it, flaunt it. Just don't be standing near a running fan when you let it out.

July 10, 2017

Altitude Attitude

If the mountain will not come to Muhammad, then Muhammad must go to the mountain. It sounds to me like that mountain has some serious passive-aggressive behavior issues.

July 10, 2017

Health Food

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A fact that would be inconvenient for anyone who has a heart attack while carrying a bushel of apples.

July 10, 2017

Ups And Downs

What goes up must come down. Evidently, we are not talking about my weight here.

July 10, 2017

Good To Know

Every little bit helps. That is unless of course you’re trying to stick every little bit of your finger into my ear. Then you should just cut that out.

July 10, 2017

Knock Knock

Opportunity only knocks once. Too bad it wasn't a Jehovah's Witness. Those guys never give up.

July 10, 2017

Giddy Up

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. I don’t think they would ride the horses though. Probably more of a bicycle or something. What beggar has money to look after a horse?

July 10, 2017

Stronger

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Unless of course what didn’t kill you just succeeded in turning your bones to rubber, in which case what didn’t kill you made you into a Gummy Bear.

July 10, 2017

Getting Lucky

If you see a penny, pick it up and all the day you’ll have good luck. Not sure just how much luck a penny will get you nowadays. Pretty sure you probably spent it all just finding a dirty, discarded penny in the first place.