Christopher Muggridge

Sometimes I have thoughts.

Sometimes I post these thoughts on my website for you to read. Sometimes you read them. This is generally referred to as "Blogging", which should not be confused with "Flogging", an activity I do not perform for free. Unlike my Blogging.

July 9, 2017

I’ll Drink To That

Drinking alone is only a problem if you run out of booze and the nearest liquor store is farther away than you can walk.

July 9, 2017

More Karma For Your Karma

I think that if karma could be saved up and traded in like Air Miles, people would be a lot nicer.

July 9, 2017

Opting In

I think pants should be optional. I’d still wear them. I’d just like to have the option.

July 9, 2017

Tune In Hallmark

It would be cool if men had computer chips in their chest that would play music like one of those greeting cards whenever someone pressed their nipples. It’s not like they’re really using those things anyway.

July 9, 2017

Found You!

I think that “Hidden Driveway” signs are posted by people who always lost at Hide and Seek and now feel the need to ruin it for everyone else.

July 9, 2017

Bone Appetite

I think it’s unfair that they can make food for dogs that tastes good and is healthy for them and yet I’m forced to choose one option or the other.

July 9, 2017

That’s Crazy

I think everything is crazy. People just have different measurements for determining what is acceptable.

July 9, 2017

You’re Just Saying That

I think that if people really wanted to know what you were thinking they would be asking what’s in your mind and not simply what’s on it.

July 9, 2017

I’ll Drink To That

I think that alcohol always tastes better when I am naked. Another reason I choose not to invite my grandmother over for New Years.

July 9, 2017

Wash Our Differences Away

I think the real difference between men and women is whether you believe it is okay to pee in the shower or not.