The creative endeavours of a human being in progress.
Sometimes I have thoughts.
Sometimes I post these thoughts on my website for you to read. Sometimes you read them. This is generally referred to as "Blogging", which should not be confused with "Flogging", an activity I do not perform for free. Unlike my Blogging.
To keep things interesting at the office, try your best to convince your co-workers that when it's your birthday, a Birthday Suit is entirely appropriate business attire. If they are still hesitant, tell them that you will agree to at least wear a tie. It always pays to be willing to compromise.
When licking hamsters, always be sure to shave them first. Choking on a hammy hairball is never pretty. Of course, if you are licking hamsters I don’t imagine hygiene is near the top of your priority list.
It is never a problem if you talk to yourself. It isn’t even a problem if you answer yourself. If you start putting yourself on hold because you have another voice coming in, then you may have a bit of a problem.