Christopher Muggridge

Sometimes I have thoughts.

Sometimes I post these thoughts on my website for you to read. Sometimes you read them. This is generally referred to as "Blogging", which should not be confused with "Flogging", an activity I do not perform for free. Unlike my Blogging.

July 9, 2017

Comfort Food

I like to keep warm by lining my boxer shorts with toast fresh out of the toaster. The way I see it, sometimes a little heat is worth a few crumbs in the crack.

July 9, 2017

Easy Bake Me

I like to put a little bit of myself into everything I do, much to the chagrin of those who have sampled my chocolate chip cookies.

July 9, 2017

Winter Reminders

I like to remind myself I’m alive by making snow angels in the nude. My kids like to forget they are related to me by locking the door.

July 9, 2017

Keep It Calm

The key to dealing with confrontation between yourself and another is to always remember to remain calm.

July 8, 2017

Compromise

To keep things interesting at the office, try your best to convince your co-workers that when it's your birthday, a Birthday Suit is entirely appropriate business attire. If they are still hesitant, tell them that you will agree to at least wear a tie. It always pays to be willing to compromise.

July 8, 2017

Finding Joy

For a richer life, try to find joy in the people around you. For a richer bank account, try to find change while hanging them upside down and shaking them.

July 8, 2017

Proper Hygiene

When licking hamsters, always be sure to shave them first. Choking on a hammy hairball is never pretty. Of course, if you are licking hamsters I don’t imagine hygiene is near the top of your priority list.

July 8, 2017

The Gift Of Life

When life gives you lemons, say thank you and move on. There are other people waiting in line.

July 8, 2017

Cheeseburgers

Never trust cheeseburgers. Sure, they’re nice to your face but turn your back and they’re talking about you in no time.

July 8, 2017

Who Can I Say Is Calling?

It is never a problem if you talk to yourself. It isn’t even a problem if you answer yourself. If you start putting yourself on hold because you have another voice coming in, then you may have a bit of a problem.