Christopher Muggridge

Sometimes I have thoughts.

Sometimes I post these thoughts on my website for you to read. Sometimes you read them. This is generally referred to as "Blogging", which should not be confused with "Flogging", an activity I do not perform for free. Unlike my Blogging.

July 8, 2017

Just What The Doctor Ordered

Drinking beer makes me sleepy. Cold medicine makes me sleepy. Why can’t they make cold medicine beer?
July 8, 2017

Making Decisions

3 questions I always ask myself before committing to anything:

  1. What would Ghandi do?
  2. Will it come off with Windex?
  3. Will this make my ass look big?
July 8, 2017

Six Things I Could Never Live Without

  1. My daughters.
  2. My sense of humour.
  3. A creative outlet.
  4. Hope.
  5. A saxophone.
  6. Okay number 5 was a lie. It should be a tuba. See how I rounded this list out to 6 without actually having six things to share?
  7. My wit.
  8. Okay, I see where I went wrong on that number 5 now. I tried to be clever and inflate my list but then remembered another thing I couldn't do without so I had to add a number 7 to the list. Damn. Now eight.
  9. Boundaries.
July 8, 2017

People In Need

According to Barbra Streisand, people who need people are the luckiest people in the world. On the other hand, people who need people for a heart transplant, probably not so much.
July 8, 2017

Snap. Crackle. Pop.

To the person in my family who put the Rice Krispies box back in the cupboard upside down; the dog thanks you for the surprise shower of Snap, Crackle, Pop goodness.

I however, am still hungry.

July 7, 2017

Paging Doctor Know-It-All

Does it wig anyone else out that doctors are always “practicing” medicine? Do they ever get good enough at it to go pro?
July 7, 2017

Wanna Bet?

A dollar says I can beat you in a game of pool, which really freaks me out because I didn't think the dollar even knew me.
July 7, 2017

What Would Jesus Bring?

When attending a potluck supper, do you think Jesus ever has to ask what he should bring?
July 7, 2017

Pay Negotiable

Wanted: One trained individual to tickle my fancy and a second one to show me what the hell it is in the first place. Pay negotiable but clean hands a must.
July 7, 2017

Who Won?

This morning I read that life is not a competition. That made me feel a little better. At least now I know I’m not the only one not getting a prize.