Idioms, Proverbs, Sayings

November 7, 2017

Catching Flies

You catch more flies with honey than vinegar. It works with people too, but that much honey can get expensive so I choose to ignore them instead. What would I want with a crowd of people trapped in honey anyway? I have enough trouble with just one of them in a face to face conversation.

September 23, 2017

That’s Just Hurtful

Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me. Unless any of those names are written on one of those rocks; that might sting a bit.

July 10, 2017

In Stitches

A stitch in time saves nine. Of course, if that stitch is all sloppy and ragged, then who cares?

July 10, 2017

How Much For The Bird?

A bird in hand is worth two in the bush. Unless, of course, the bird in hand is dead: in which case your bird isn't worth squat and there are two perfectly good birds in a bush laughing at you.

July 10, 2017

Two For One

Kill two birds with one stone—preferably those two in the bush. They're not worth more than the one in your hand anyway.

July 10, 2017

Lie Down Boy

Let sleeping dogs lie. Unless of course by using the word "lie" they actually mean to not tell the truth. In that case, call the dog on it. Sleeping or not, that’s just not cool.

July 10, 2017

Wanna Try That Again?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again. No use giving up now, you already looked pathetic by not getting it on that first try.

July 10, 2017

How Charming

The third time's the charm. I'm pretty sure the fourth time is either pregnancy or jail time.

July 10, 2017

I Gave It An 8

You can't judge a book by its cover. Everyone knows it's the swimsuit competition that really counts.

July 10, 2017

That’s Just Perfect

If you want a thing done well, do it yourself. That is unless you are trying to shave your back. Let’s be realistic, you can't be perfect at everything.