To keep things interesting at the office, try your best to convince your co-workers that when it's your birthday, a Birthday Suit is entirely appropriate business attire. If they are still hesitant, tell them that you will agree to at least wear a tie. It always pays to be willing to compromise.
When licking hamsters, always be sure to shave them first. Choking on a hammy hairball is never pretty. Of course, if you are licking hamsters I don’t imagine hygiene is near the top of your priority list.
It is never a problem if you talk to yourself. It isn’t even a problem if you answer yourself. If you start putting yourself on hold because you have another voice coming in, then you may have a bit of a problem.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -
I took the one less traveled by,
And that’s when I was beaten up by the wood nymphs.
- My daughters.
- My sense of humour.
- A creative outlet.
- A saxophone.
- Okay number 5 was a lie. It should be a tuba. See how I rounded this list out to 6 without actually having six things to share?
- My wit.
- Okay, I see where I went wrong on that number 5 now. I tried to be clever and inflate my list but then remembered another thing I couldn't do without so I had to add a number 7 to the list. Damn. Now eight.
To the person in my family who put the Rice Krispies box back in the cupboard upside down; the dog thanks you for the surprise shower of Snap, Crackle, Pop goodness.
I however, am still hungry.