Christopher Muggridge

Sometimes I have thoughts.

Sometimes I post these thoughts on my website for you to read. Sometimes you read them. This is generally referred to as "Blogging", which should not be confused with "Flogging", an activity I do not perform for free. Unlike my Blogging.

July 9, 2017


Yesterday I got the heebie-jeebies. Not knowing what to do with them, I decided to sell them on eBay. A quarter each or five for a buck. So far business has been rather slow.

July 9, 2017

The Sounds Of Spring

I feel like a bird's sweet song in the spring. Except the song is more like a groan and instead of a bird it’s more of a ferret kind of thing, in the winter.

I am beginning to suspect that I may not be very good at sharing my feelings.

July 9, 2017

Isn’t That Always The Way?

Yesterday I was cleaning house and threw my back out. Today I woke up and realized I still needed it.

July 9, 2017

I Can Explain This

I have really got it going on. I just hope to hell I can get it off again before anyone gets home.

July 9, 2017

World Problems

Today I felt the weight of the world on my shoulders. I never would have agreed to give it that piggyback ride if I had known how boney its ass was.

July 9, 2017

A Friend In Need

Today I was willing to take a bullet for a friend until I discovered that taking it had nothing to do with shoplifting.

July 9, 2017

Who Wants Some?

I can bring it. I just don't think anyone would want what it is that I brought.

July 9, 2017

You Dropped Your Goods

There is good in everyone but sometimes they can be a little hesitant to share it, so you may need to kick them until it comes out.

July 9, 2017

Pushy Pushy

I think sometimes people need a push to get started. Sometimes I think I just like to push people.

July 9, 2017

Nude Light Special

I think the only reason we don't see more nudist shopping centers is because no one wants to handle the money.